We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the O1-SSC-3405 by Sonicwall. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.
You know what we hate? Crummy cop-out endings. You can't lead with smoke monsters, polar bears, and a tropical island capable of time travel and then end with "oh yeah - it was basically all a dream." What a disappointment! That's why we carefully screen all our inventory to ensure *you* end up with the New product happy-ending you were expecting.
Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!
We'll be back and forth through our Stargate here as you look around. Just make sure to grab us on this side of the universe if you need help with the Sonicwall O1-SSC-3405, or if you have a question on anything else!
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