The 01-SSC-5700 by SonicWall comes to us directly from Tau Ceti Center, the very heart of the WorldWeb. Rumor has it that it was transported directly here by the sole survivor of the Time Tombs pilgrimage. We think that last part sounds a bit far fetched, though - who encounters the Shrike and lives to tell about it?
As part of a new initiative we've decided to begin sending our products round-trip to one of the Mars colonies to confirm they can make the journey and return safely in New condition (they can!). We had trouble finding volunteers, though, so we had to convince one of our guys he was actually a secret agent on the run and in grave danger. We're sure he'll be totally OK with that once he figures it out.
Now sometimes finding the answers you seek involves joining up with a motley band of dwarves, stealing a precious ring from a cannibalistic quasi-human cave-dwelling creature, and nearly getting roasted alive by a cruise-ship-sized fire-breathing dragon. Other times, you can just ask. We're big fans of just asking.
We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the SonicWall 01-SSC-5700 (or anything else!).
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