One of our android warehouse assistants recently made off with a shipment of 370-1369-01 by Polycom. We contacted Tyrell Corporation, and they assured us the unit would self-terminate after a short time. Ultimately, we were able to retrieve the missing goods, though the loss of the android did seem particularly hard on a couple of the warehouse guys.
So we had this crazy dream last night that everything we believed to be real was instead a figment of our imagination promulgated by an advanced race of artificially intelligent robots who were harvesting us for our brain power. Then we woke up on the floor of our warehouse where - thankfully - everything was still very real, shiny, and New. Guess we should have taken the blue pill last night.
A seeker of truth you say? We'll tell you what we know. Steer clear of the confessors, though - nothing but trouble that lot.
We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the Polycom 370-1369-01 (or anything else!).
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