We almost lost our latest shipment of the MPTZ-5N by Polycom. It was traveling aboard the Nostromo when we lost contact. The fate of the crew is not clear, though we believe parasitic chest-bursting alien creates were involved. Fortunately, our salvage crew was able to retrieve the shipment. They had a brief run-in with some unidentified creatures aboard the ship - but we're sure they're totally fine.
So we had this crazy dream last night that everything we believed to be real was instead a figment of our imagination promulgated by an advanced race of artificially intelligent robots who were harvesting us for our brain power. Then we woke up on the floor of our warehouse where - thankfully - everything was still very real, shiny, and New. Guess we should have taken the blue pill last night.
What's the deal with Flux Capacitors - and why is 88 miles per hour the sweet spot for initiating Delorean-powered time travel? We'll admit - we just don't know. But we can tell you lots about this item! Go on - try us.
We'll be back and forth through our Stargate here as you look around. Just make sure to grab us on this side of the universe if you need help with the Polycom MPTZ-5N, or if you have a question on anything else!