We almost lost our latest shipment of the NTMN35BA70 by Nortel. It was traveling aboard the Nostromo when we lost contact. The fate of the crew is not clear, though we believe parasitic chest-bursting alien creates were involved. Fortunately, our salvage crew was able to retrieve the shipment. They had a brief run-in with some unidentified creatures aboard the ship - but we're sure they're totally fine.
It is true that we occasionally have difficulty importing shipments of our New products due to Imperial blockades. Fortunately, we know a guy with a ship capable of making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Good guy - bit of an ego problem.
Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!
A man with a pointy hat is here to see us about a ring (it seems urgent) - but we'll be close by if you need any additional help with the Nortel NTMN35BA70. Feel free to look around!
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