Nixon The Stylus - Men's ( White/Black ) - New

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$115.00

 

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Do you ever wonder if there is doppelganger parallel universe where things are mostly the same as here, but maybe just a little bit different? There could be, for example, a H016 127-00 by NIXON in this *other* universe that's just the same as the one sitting in our warehouse in *this* universe, except the warehouse in the *other* universe might be made of Jell-O? Yeah - that's crazy. But tasty!

We'd like to thank Stark Enterprises for the new automatons we have handling all of our New products in the warehouse. Apparently they're based upon some new "infinity stone" technology. They're great! They do seem to be getting a bit opinionated, however.

We did have one customer report that the use of this item resulted in the creation of a rune-covered circular portal capable of connecting our world to others. Unfortunately, the "portal" turned out to be nothing more than an oversized inner-tube in the guy's backyard swimming pool. Please feel free to reach out to us with any concerns *you* may have.

We're heading back in time for a bit to ensure the machines don't win. If you need help with the NIXON H016 127-00 (or anything else) and find we're already gone, just leave us a note and make sure to write down the exact date and time. When we pop back in to the present we'll check the date and time on your note and zip straight back to the moment you wrote it to assist you. Isn't technology great?