We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the EA2700 by Linksys. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.
Recently our support team has been getting calls from this Austrian fellow. Each time he asks us if this item is new - we tell him it is. He then immediately asks to speak with Mr. Connor - we tell him John doesn't work here anymore. He then hangs up stating that he'll be back. Weirdo.
While the technology employed by this item is decidedly advanced, we can confirm that it was not covertly designed by the Cylons as a backdoor into our global defense systems. If you have any other grave concerns about this item, please let us know.
Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a Linksys EA2700)!
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