Do you ever wonder if there is doppelganger parallel universe where things are mostly the same as here, but maybe just a little bit different? There could be, for example, a SRX210HE-POE by Juniper Networks in this *other* universe that's just the same as the one sitting in our warehouse in *this* universe, except the warehouse in the *other* universe might be made of Jell-O? Yeah - that's crazy. But tasty!
We'd like to thank Stark Enterprises for the new automatons we have handling all of our New products in the warehouse. Apparently they're based upon some new "infinity stone" technology. They're great! They do seem to be getting a bit opinionated, however.
Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!
We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the Juniper Networks SRX210HE-POE (or anything else!).