We almost lost our latest shipment of the SSG-20-SH by Juniper Networks. It was traveling aboard the Nostromo when we lost contact. The fate of the crew is not clear, though we believe parasitic chest-bursting alien creates were involved. Fortunately, our salvage crew was able to retrieve the shipment. They had a brief run-in with some unidentified creatures aboard the ship - but we're sure they're totally fine.
So we had this crazy dream last night that everything we believed to be real was instead a figment of our imagination promulgated by an advanced race of artificially intelligent robots who were harvesting us for our brain power. Then we woke up on the floor of our warehouse where - thankfully - everything was still very real, shiny, and New. Guess we should have taken the blue pill last night.
Now sometimes finding the answers you seek involves joining up with a motley band of dwarves, stealing a precious ring from a cannibalistic quasi-human cave-dwelling creature, and nearly getting roasted alive by a cruise-ship-sized fire-breathing dragon. Other times, you can just ask. We're big fans of just asking.
A man with a pointy hat is here to see us about a ring (it seems urgent) - but we'll be close by if you need any additional help with the Juniper Networks SSG-20-SH. Feel free to look around!
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