You wouldn't believe what we had to go through to get our hands on the AR2 by Juniper Systems. Let's just say it involved a pair of ambiguously amorous FBI agents, their chain-smoking and conspiratorially corrupt superior, and suspicion of extra terrestrial activity. Just our typical day at the office!
It is true that we occasionally have difficulty importing shipments of our New products due to Imperial blockades. Fortunately, we know a guy with a ship capable of making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Good guy - bit of an ego problem.
Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!
Our Infinite Improbability Drive is on the fritz again - so we're off to take a look (that thing really wreaks havoc in the warehouse). Give a whistle if you need any additional help with the Juniper Systems AR2 - or anything else!
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