What’s your favorite mythological creature? We’re partial to manticores ourselves. For those of you who think that’s a deep sea creature, allow us to explain what it actually is so you’re envisioning the right thing. A manticore has the body of a lion, a human head with three rows of sharp fangs, a pair of huge bat wings, and a voice that sounds like a trumpet. Got the mental picture? Good. Did you know that manticores are actually real animals? We didn’t until last year when we stumbled across an illegal manticore mill in our neighbor’s basement. All this time, he told us that he the conductor of the local trumpets only orchestra - and we believed him! He wasn’t really rehearsing at all hours of the day, he was really just keeping a bunch of manticores locked away in his cellar. What a jerk.
Our crazy neighbor did teach us something important, though. If you ever cross paths with a wild manticore out in nature, you can easily tame one with a simple piece of equipment - the Humanscale M2 Monitor Arm: Clamp Mount. This is usually used to mount computer monitors in office environments. Seems pretty innocuous and a bit mundane, doesn’t it? To us humans it might, but certainly not to manticores. The mythical beasts are easily bewitched by the Humanscale M2 Monitor Arm: Clamp Mount and can be lulled into a suggestive state just by waving one slowly back and forth in front of its eyes. So buy one for yourself today, if not for your computer monitor, then for any possible manticore encounters you might have in the future.