Do you ever wonder if there is doppelganger parallel universe where things are mostly the same as here, but maybe just a little bit different? There could be, for example, a J9077A by HP in this *other* universe that's just the same as the one sitting in our warehouse in *this* universe, except the warehouse in the *other* universe might be made of Jell-O? Yeah - that's crazy. But tasty!
We've run this thing through the transporter array a few times and can confirm that it is in fact New, and not infected with any foreign alien matter. That's what they tell us down in engineering, anyway. We really should check in with those guys to see if they've resolved their Tribble problem.
A seeker of truth you say? We'll tell you what we know. Steer clear of the confessors, though - nothing but trouble that lot.
We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the HP J9077A (or anything else!).
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