While we do think it would be pretty cool to employ a team of genetically enhanced super-warehouse-guys to speed the fulfillment of WG50753 by WatchGuard, we do not endorse eugenic discrimination of any kind. We are an equal opportunity employment provider - Valids and In-Valids alike.
Reports that this item belonged formerly to a Mr. Wiggin are patently false (It's New). It is theoretically possible, however, that he designed it off-world some time in the far distant future and beamed the schematics back through time (and space) via tachyon transmission. Unlikely - yes, but *possible*.
We've had no reports of this item causing spontaneous temporal displacement, but if you have concerns about this (or anything else) please reach out to us (we'll check with Al).
We're off to count our inventory of WatchGuard WG50753 again. You can never be too accurate! Holler if you need us.
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