We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the SLM224PTNA by Cisco. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.
You know what we hate? Crummy cop-out endings. You can't lead with smoke monsters, polar bears, and a tropical island capable of time travel and then end with "oh yeah - it was basically all a dream." What a disappointment! That's why we carefully screen all our inventory to ensure *you* end up with the New product happy-ending you were expecting.
We've had no reports of this item causing spontaneous temporal displacement, but if you have concerns about this (or anything else) please reach out to us (we'll check with Al).
If you need us for anything (Cisco SLM224PTNA related or otherwise!) we'll be down the hall making sure Jarvis isn't overrun again by an alien uber AI.
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