With us so far? Good. So this anonymous wizard (aka Merlin) who hit us up told us that the only way we could stop the oncoming cyberspace dragon invasion was to get a Cisco NME-IPS-K9 from inside a matrix type cybersphere world that exists parallel to our own. But first, we had to shrink ourselves down into tiny little digital avatars of ourselves. So we found a laser from the 1980s in an old facility that was able to do this. (It just like that old movie that starts with a T.) Then we went inside our router and met a bunch of cyberspace dragons and realized they weren’t so mean after all. We went to their clubs and hangouts and had a fun time. They gave us the Cisco NME-IPS-K9 without hesitation and told us that Merlin was just being a drama queen. We had to agree.
On closer inspection we found out the secrets to the Cisco NME-IPS-K9 and its powers. Turns out it’s an Intrusion Prevention System Module that keeps your network safe by accurately identifies, classifies, and stopping malicious traffic like worms, spyware, adware, viruses, and other costly intrusions. Sounds like something you need, right?
After that, we came back to our world and Cisco NME-IPS-K9 and decided to sell this piece of technology to you instead of using it to stop cyberspace dragons from invading our world. Because they’d never, ever do a thing like that. Merlin called us idiots and went poof, so I don’t think he’ll be pestering us anymore. He just doesn’t get how chill cyberspace dragons are.
Say, I think I see a bunch of them flying around in the sky right now! Hey guys! I wonder what they’re up to...
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