One of our android warehouse assistants recently made off with a shipment of ASA-SSM-AIP-20-K9 by Cisco. We contacted Tyrell Corporation, and they assured us the unit would self-terminate after a short time. Ultimately, we were able to retrieve the missing goods, though the loss of the android did seem particularly hard on a couple of the warehouse guys.
We've run this thing through the transporter array a few times and can confirm that it is in fact New, and not infected with any foreign alien matter. That's what they tell us down in engineering, anyway. We really should check in with those guys to see if they've resolved their Tribble problem.
Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!
We'll be back and forth through our Stargate here as you look around. Just make sure to grab us on this side of the universe if you need help with the Cisco ASA-SSM-AIP-20-K9, or if you have a question on anything else!
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