The AIM-VPN/SSL-2= by Cisco is here with us. We've kept it secret, kept it safe.
Recently our support team has been getting calls from this Austrian fellow. Each time he asks us if this item is new - we tell him it is. He then immediately asks to speak with Mr. Connor - we tell him John doesn't work here anymore. He then hangs up stating that he'll be back. Weirdo.
We did have one customer report that the use of this item resulted in the creation of a rune-covered circular portal capable of connecting our world to others. Unfortunately, the "portal" turned out to be nothing more than an oversized inner-tube in the guy's backyard swimming pool. Please feel free to reach out to us with any concerns *you* may have.
If you need us for anything (Cisco AIM-VPN/SSL-2= related or otherwise!) we'll be down the hall making sure Jarvis isn't overrun again by an alien uber AI.