You wouldn't believe what we had to go through to get our hands on the 1067823 by Chicago Cutlery. Let's just say it involved a pair of ambiguously amorous FBI agents, their chain-smoking and conspiratorially corrupt superior, and suspicion of extra terrestrial activity. Just our typical day at the office!
We've run this thing through the transporter array a few times and can confirm that it is in fact New, and not infected with any foreign alien matter. That's what they tell us down in engineering, anyway. We really should check in with those guys to see if they've resolved their Tribble problem.
A seeker of truth you say? We'll tell you what we know. Steer clear of the confessors, though - nothing but trouble that lot.
Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a Chicago Cutlery 1067823)!
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