Audiovox Sirius SUBX2 Speaker Dock Portable Sound System -Black - New

Audiovox Sirius SUBX2 Speaker Dock Portable Sound System -Black Loading...
$225.00

 

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We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the SUBX2 by Sirius Satellite Radio. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.

Reports that this item belonged formerly to a Mr. Wiggin are patently false (It's New). It is theoretically possible, however, that he designed it off-world some time in the far distant future and beamed the schematics back through time (and space) via tachyon transmission. Unlikely - yes, but *possible*.

Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!

If you need us for anything (Sirius Satellite Radio SUBX2 related or otherwise!) we'll be down the hall making sure Jarvis isn't overrun again by an alien uber AI.