While we do think it would be pretty cool to employ a team of genetically enhanced super-warehouse-guys to speed the fulfillment of AP7800 by APC, we do not endorse eugenic discrimination of any kind. We are an equal opportunity employment provider - Valids and In-Valids alike.
Recently our support team has been getting calls from this Austrian fellow. Each time he asks us if this item is new - we tell him it is. He then immediately asks to speak with Mr. Connor - we tell him John doesn't work here anymore. He then hangs up stating that he'll be back. Weirdo.
We did have one customer report that the use of this item resulted in the creation of a rune-covered circular portal capable of connecting our world to others. Unfortunately, the "portal" turned out to be nothing more than an oversized inner-tube in the guy's backyard swimming pool. Please feel free to reach out to us with any concerns *you* may have.
We'll be here preparing for our next intergalactic product sourcing expedition if you need us - gotta keep the shelves stocked with lots of APC AP7800. Feel free to browse!
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