We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the Alcatel Evolve by Alcatel. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.
It is true that we occasionally have difficulty importing shipments of our New products due to Imperial blockades. Fortunately, we know a guy with a ship capable of making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Good guy - bit of an ego problem.
Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!
A new shipment of droids has just arrived and we must head over to inspect them. Call out if we can still be of assistance with the Alcatel Alcatel Evolve or anything else!