While we do think it would be pretty cool to employ a team of genetically enhanced super-warehouse-guys to speed the fulfillment of L1702595G1LQ by ADTRAN, we do not endorse eugenic discrimination of any kind. We are an equal opportunity employment provider - Valids and In-Valids alike.
So we had this crazy dream last night that everything we believed to be real was instead a figment of our imagination promulgated by an advanced race of artificially intelligent robots who were harvesting us for our brain power. Then we woke up on the floor of our warehouse where - thankfully - everything was still very real, shiny, and New. Guess we should have taken the blue pill last night.
While the technology employed by this item is decidedly advanced, we can confirm that it was not covertly designed by the Cylons as a backdoor into our global defense systems. If you have any other grave concerns about this item, please let us know.
A man with a pointy hat is here to see us about a ring (it seems urgent) - but we'll be close by if you need any additional help with the ADTRAN L1702595G1LQ. Feel free to look around!
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