We dare you to eat a whole bag full of marshmallows. If you don’t, you have to buy a Polycom SoundStation 2 with Power Supply. Those are the terms of our agreement. (The marshmallows have to be big, by the way. The little tiny ones you put in your cocoa don’t count. Neither do those fancy, freshly baked ones you find at Whole Foods. We’re talking authentic puffy marshmallows here. Y’know. The kind our ancient ancestors roasted in campfires.)
If you choose not to, it’s no big deal. We think you’ll get a kick out of the Polycom SoundStation 2. It’s perfect for providing a natural, easy to hear and understand two-way voice conversation over the phone. You can speak in your normal inside voice even when you’re ten feet away from the microphone and still be heard. But unlike other speaker phones, you won’t be experiencing the same amount of interference from buzz technology and dropped calls when you use the Polycom SoundStation 2. That’s because all those other phones are posers. This one is not.
So maybe you shouldn’t eat that bag of marshmallows then. Not only would it be better for your health, it would probably be better for your desktop workstation too. Marshmallows are good and all, but only in moderation. We’d really like to roast a few right now. Do you know how to start a fire with a stapler and a paperweight? We’ll show you!