One of our android warehouse assistants recently made off with a shipment of 12028800 by Adtran Netvanta Internetworking B K. We contacted Tyrell Corporation, and they assured us the unit would self-terminate after a short time. Ultimately, we were able to retrieve the missing goods, though the loss of the android did seem particularly hard on a couple of the warehouse guys.
You know what we hate? Crummy cop-out endings. You can't lead with smoke monsters, polar bears, and a tropical island capable of time travel and then end with "oh yeah - it was basically all a dream." What a disappointment! That's why we carefully screen all our inventory to ensure *you* end up with the New product happy-ending you were expecting.
Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!
We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the Adtran Netvanta Internetworking B K 12028800 (or anything else!).
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