{"product_id":"wb-xri7-5g3v","title":"GENUINE SEALED CISCO XENPAK-10GB-ER+= XENPAK-10GB-ER+ Optic NEW!","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003ePecan pies are supposed to be delicious, not an embodiment of the malevolent forces of evil the lurk in the shadows. At least, that's what we think. But it's hard to tell these days. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe've been searching for a way to de-evilize pecan pies that have gone over to the dark side for years. For some reason, pecan pies are 74.3% more susceptible to evil than any other pie out there. (Yes, even lemon meringue.) What is causing the sweetest, most nuttiest dessert to go bad in a whole new way? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe truth is, we have no idea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHey, we claimed we had the answers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll we're offering is a solution.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe have a contraption that will de-evilize any pecan pie that has recently turned into a pecan't pie. Introducing the Cisco 10GBASE-SR Module, the first (and, to our knowledge, only) device that can perform exorcisms on any kind of pie, no matter what it's made of. Strawberries, gooseberries, snozberries, Halle berries - doesn't matter. It'll get rid of all the bad juju they absorbed in seconds flat so you can eat it safely again!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Cisco 10GBASE-SR Module does more than just make pies who have lost their way get back on the straight and narrow path to your digestive system where they belong. Much as its name suggests, this is a hot-swappable input\/output device that plugs into an Ethernet XENPAK port of a Cisco switch or router to link its port up with your network. It supports a link length of 300 meters on 50 or 62.5 micron OM3 multi-mode fiber, or 400 meters on OM4. Neat, huh?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you or someone you love has a pie that is being possessed by evil entities, it’s time to make a stand! Order the Cisco 10GBASE-SR Module today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cisco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712401178758,"sku":"30ccca28e171bea44837bc247f6fa888-new","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/wb-xri7-5g3v","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}