{"product_id":"vw-9ke8-z7hg","title":"Polycom SoundStation IP 7000 Extension Microphones (2200-40040-001)","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eSentient turnips drive a hard bargain. That was the main lesson we learned during our visit to a world dominated by root vegetables of all shapes, sizes, and - not to mention - smells. Every store we went to we had to negotiate prices with penny pinching parsnips or a giant anthropomorphic carrots who made us want to grab the ranch dip and start chowing down. And the radishes, man. Oh the radishes...they were the absolute worst. They’re just so bitter about everything. We wish they would get over themselves.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEither way, we weren’t going to leave their planet without what we came there for: an extensive collection of Polycom SoundStation IP 7000 Extension Microphones (2200-40040-001). The sentient turnip who was hawking them didn’t want to bring his ridiculously high price down one bit. He was very set in his ways. But after three and a half hours of non-stop bartering, we finally got him to give us a 1% discount. We took it. After all - if beggars can’t be choosers, then hagglers can’t either. Are we right? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLuckily, the Polycom SoundStation IP 7000 Extension Microphones were totally worth all that time we spent quibbling with a ginormous vegetable. They’re exactly what they sound like - extension microphones for the Polycom SoundStation IP 7000 system - and they come in handy around conference rooms in office environments everywhere. Order a few for your workplace today and maybe then you’ll understand why the sentient turnip wanted to sell these for an arm and a leg.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Polycom","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712397049990,"sku":"27fd3daeb5cb81469a75c17dc68bd195-new","price":199.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/vw-9ke8-z7hg","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}