{"product_id":"so-pjxh-0ctc","title":"Intel Network Adapter UCSC-PCIE-IRJ45=","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe didn’t know what kind of a hairy situation we were getting ourselves when we stepped in that supermarket for werewolves.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe fact that our hometown had such a huge werewolf population that it warrants an entire supermarket dedicated to their needs was incredible enough. But what really blew our minds were the kind of products they had stocked on their shelves. Roadkill jerky, expired hot dogs, assorted carpet pieces that were meant to be chewed on (apparently that’s like their gum), and toothpicks made from the massive splinters of broken chairs. How could any of this be up to snuff with the health code?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe pondered this question for about another two seconds before we started being followed by the wolf man security guard, who eyed us suspiciously as he radioed one of his lycanthrope liaisons to - we assumed - watch us on the security cameras.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs we browsed through the werewolf supermarket, nervously checking out the menagerie of curiously unpleasant items it offered,  we happened upon the deal of a lifetime. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA huge palette full of Intel Network Adapters (UCSC-PCIE-IRJ45=) for a decent price! We were shocked. Did werewolves like to eat these things or something? We asked the exasperated wolf cashier at the checkout stand and she almost turned red with embarrassment. After she rang us up, she asked the security guard to escort us out for asking such a taboo question! What gives?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyway, we know of one use and one use only for the Intel Network Adapter (UCSC-PCIE-IRJ45=), and it doesn’t involve ingesting it whatsoever. It’s just a plug-in card with 4 Gigabit Ethernet ports with a PCI Express interface used to enhance your office network. Nothing special or risque. You can order one right now and see for yourself how ordinary and harmless it is.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSheesh. Werewolves. Are we right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cisco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712400261254,"sku":"2e958529d0d0091dc9d4001d70e43359-new","price":427.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/so-pjxh-0ctc","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}