We almost lost our latest shipment of the IP600 by Newfangled Networks. It was traveling aboard the Nostromo when we lost contact. The fate of the crew is not clear, though we believe parasitic chest-bursting alien creates were involved. Fortunately, our salvage crew was able to retrieve the shipment. They had a brief run-in with some unidentified creatures aboard the ship - but we're sure they're totally fine.
Recently our support team has been getting calls from this Austrian fellow. Each time he asks us if this item is new - we tell him it is. He then immediately asks to speak with Mr. Connor - we tell him John doesn't work here anymore. He then hangs up stating that he'll be back. Weirdo.
You'd like to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? No, I'm afraid we're just as lost as you on that one. But we do know an awful lot about this particular item - ask us anything.
Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a Newfangled Networks IP600)!
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