We've just returned from our latest temporal adventure and are happy to report that we now have the 2338200 by Polycom courtesy of the Daleks. Nice chaps - A bit obsessed with extermination, though. We're sure they won't notice it has gone missing.
Reports that this item belonged formerly to a Mr. Wiggin are patently false (It's New). It is theoretically possible, however, that he designed it off-world some time in the far distant future and beamed the schematics back through time (and space) via tachyon transmission. Unlikely - yes, but *possible*.
We did have one customer report that the use of this item resulted in the creation of a rune-covered circular portal capable of connecting our world to others. Unfortunately, the "portal" turned out to be nothing more than an oversized inner-tube in the guy's backyard swimming pool. Please feel free to reach out to us with any concerns *you* may have.
Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a Polycom 2338200)!
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