Have you heard the news? Recent studies have shown that if you buy the Nortel T7316e Charcoal Telephone, the chance that you’ll one day rule the world will increase by 3.6%. That might not sound like a lot, but think about it: that’s 3.6% more chance than you have no. So why not go for it and order one today? It’s only going to help you reach your world domination goals that much quicker!
If you’re wondering what the Nortel T7316e Charcoal Telephone actually is, you won’t be shocked to hear that it’s just what it sounds like: a phone. A multi-line, expandable phone that you can use to hand high call volumes in a single bound. This is the perfect kind of phone for business professionals who have a desk and an office and a lot of people to call. (If that sounds like you, then you’re definitely in the right place.) The Nortel T7316e Charcoal Telephone also has a two-line, menu driven 16 character-per-line display you can toggle easily with the three soft keys below it. (Because we know how you like pretty displays on your desktop telephones.)
Scientists aren’t exactly sure how owning a Nortel T7316e Charcoal Telephone will increase the odds that you’ll become ruler of the entire world one day, but who cares? Just trust what the studies say and buy one anyway. Besides, you can’t rule an entire planet until you learn how to handle high amount of call volume. Might as well start here, right?
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