While we do think it would be pretty cool to employ a team of genetically enhanced super-warehouse-guys to speed the fulfillment of ETJ-8-2 / 570501 by NEC, we do not endorse eugenic discrimination of any kind. We are an equal opportunity employment provider - Valids and In-Valids alike.
As part of a new initiative we've decided to begin sending our products round-trip to one of the Mars colonies to confirm they can make the journey and return safely in New condition (they can!). We had trouble finding volunteers, though, so we had to convince one of our guys he was actually a secret agent on the run and in grave danger. We're sure he'll be totally OK with that once he figures it out.
Unfortunately this item is most certainly *not* capable of warping space-time, so we don't think you'll be using it to travel at superluminal velocities any time soon. We would, however, be happy to tell you what else it can do - just ask!
Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a NEC ETJ-8-2 / 570501)!
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