{"product_id":"it-na06-ikmq","title":"Cisco 831 Ethernet Broadband Router - router ( CISCO831-K9-64 )","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet’s get serious for a minute. Telepathic carrots are a problem these days. A real big one. In fact, there was a recent study we read which stated that there has been a huge spike in reported telepathic carrot sightings in the past two years alone. The numbers keep rising and rising as people in produce sections everywhere are being mentally harassed by these psychic vegetables. If you or someone you know is being annoyed by telepathic carrots, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve discovered a device that will banish all mind-reading root vegetables from your immediate environment for good. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat’s it called? The Cisco 831 Ethernet Broadband Router (CISCO831-K9-64). \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, it’s a broadband router just like it sounds. It has offers embedded network security features to business offices everywhere. It also has an Ethernet WAN port for use with an external DSL or cable modem. In that respect, the Cisco 831 Ethernet Broadband Router (CISCO831-K9-64) is extremely useful when installed into newfangled networks like your own. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHowever, the Cisco 831 Ethernet Broadband Router (CISCO831-K9-64) is also known to repel the legions of carrots who have mastered the strange and mysterious art of telepathy to gain dominion over the human race. It was crafted up in the magic mountains of Colorado by gnomes. Not just any gnomes, mind you. Tall gnomes that look more like elves. And yet they want to be called gnomes? (Whatever.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyway, these gnomes imbued the Cisco 831 Ethernet Broadband Router (CISCO831-K9-64) with the power to disintegrate any and all telepathic carrots that seek to control your mind. All you have to do is have it on your person at all times. That said, you should probably order two - one for your network and one to carry around. You’re going to need it. Especially if you go to a supermarket or something.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cisco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712461242502,"sku":"a1b663732d0abd8747cb1d1a872f1424-new","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0178\/5751\/files\/J-mQWSn0Ry.jpg?v=1773610054","url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/it-na06-ikmq","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}