Yes, vampire baloney. We eat it. We love it. We want some more of it. Imported straight from Transylvania, bloodsucker capital of the world, vampire baloney is made from two parts pig blood and three parts shrimp paste. At least, that’s what the new, legal kind of vampire baloney is made from. The original kind was made mostly from the unholy life force of the vampire goddess herself, Queen Edith. She’s kind of like Aaliyah in that one movie about the queen who was damned. You know which one we’re talking about. Anyway, they stopped using her blood because it wasn’t FDA approved and they wanted to be more marketable in the US. It’s a long story.
But we digress. These 10 Heavy Duty, Flexible Plastic Handles for Boxes do a good job at helping us carry around our large cases of vampire baloney, authentic or not. That’s why you should order a set to help handle all those boxes of regular human baloney you probably snack on all day. Give it a shot. You’ll love it! And if you ever want to try some vampire baloney for yourself, just let us know. We know where to get the good brand Wink wink.
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