{"product_id":"gy-y1jz-6yd0","title":"892W Gigabit Ethernet Security Router - Wireless Router - ISDN","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003eAre you searching for a way to help you lucid dream? Then the Cisco 892W Gigabit Ethernet Security Router was manufactured for people like you. Not only is it a reliable wireless router that can improve the safety and performance of your enterprise class network, it’s also a magic totem that will help you consciously traverse the etheric terrain of the astral realm if you leave it under your pillow at night while you sleep. Honest! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut seeing as how you’ll probably want to keep the Cisco 892W Gigabit Ethernet Security Router hooked up to your office’s network system at all times, it’s going to be tricky to sneak it out and take it home in order to utilize its supernatural properties for your own personal benefit.  In that case, we recommend buying two of them. One for your work, and one for your dreams. That way, you won’t leave a giant gaping hole in your network’s security system when you feel like exerting your will onto the mysterious realm that lies beyond the wall of sleep. (Trust us, it’s easier that way.) \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Cisco 892W Gigabit Ethernet Security Router is an 8-port switch with Ethernet, Fast Ethernet, 802.11a, 802.11b, 802.11g and 802.11n capabilities. It’s also a mystical charm that will help you walk through the night without fear of falling prey to nightmares. Order a couple today and find out for yourself. You’ll never know how your life will change when you take control of your “other life”. Sweet dreams!\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cisco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712500203654,"sku":"da42a216d4f12f85c82755a1d11bbaff-new","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/gy-y1jz-6yd0","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}