{"product_id":"enge_eap9950_nib","title":"EnGenius EAP9550 PoE Access Point 300 Mbps Wireless-N","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eCarousels for camels. That’s something we want to bring into reality one day. Design it, build it, patent it, market it, sell it. Let’s get this process started already.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan’t you just picture it now: a spinning, turning, color-coated merry-go-round for our beloved hump day mascots to dizzy themselves on? They deserve to have the kind of fun that us humans have at amusement parks. (Not to presume that you’re human like us or anything. You could be a werecat for Nova Scotia for all we know.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOkay, so the concept might sound a little “odd” to you - whatever. We bet you have an unusual request from reality that you keep to yourself, too. (A giant statue of Mandy Moore somewhere in South America, perhaps?) It took us a long time to even sum up the courage to open up to you about it. The least you can do is stop snickering about it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyway, we brought this up to you because we wanted you to know that we might have found a way to make our desires manifest themselves faster on this level of reality. This may sound crazy, but it involves the EnGenius EAP9550 PoE 300 Mbps Wireless-N Access Point.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe EnGenius EAP9550 PoE 300 Mbps Wireless-N Access Point sounds like it would be strictly used for network expansion purposes like any other wireless access point, wouldn’t it? In our opinion, it is one of the better WAPs we have in stock here at Newfangled Networks. It delivers up to 6x faster speed and 7x extended coverage than 802.11g. It encrypts all wireless transmissions through WEP data encryption and supports WPA\/WPA2. Its MAC address filter lets users set up select or deny stations with access to the network. In short, this thing does a lot of great things for your network. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut it can also help speed up your manifestations if you wear it strapped to your lower back, kind of like we’re doing now. You can’t tell because this shirt is loose fitting, but trust us - it’s there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrder a EnGenius EAP9550 PoE 300 Mbps Wireless-N Access Point today and make all your eccentric hopes and dreams a reality at long last!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"EnGenius","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712397344902,"sku":"290f33a0a4e3bab3e091b028634ecc80-new","price":149.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0178\/5751\/files\/km5nX249gF.jpg?v=1773607992","url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/enge_eap9950_nib","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}