{"product_id":"dz-wu3n-ug5z","title":"Cortelco Trendline 715021TP227F Standard Phone - Frost 715021-TP2-27F","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003ePsst. You. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYeah, you. The one who’s reading this right now. (Who else do you think we’re talking to? Sheesh.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGuess what?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere’s a zombie buried in your basement, and he’s slowly digging his way out. Pretty soon, one of these days, he’s going to claw his way through the foundation and start his quest for nummy brain tissue. What are you going to do then, hmm? Do you have a plan in place? Who - exactly - are you gonna call? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you don’t have an answer figured out to any of those questions yet, never fear. We don’t have anything for you either. Except we can kinda sorta help out with that last one. We can’t suggest anyone you can call to help relieve your zombie problem, per se. But we can sell you a phone to call them on! Does that help at all? No? Maybe?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEither way, let’s talk about that phone for a minute. It’s called the Trendline 715021TP227F Standard Phone. As its name suggests, this is your basic corded telephone that can make and receive outgoing calls. Why do we think that it’s the best phone to use to call help for your zombie problem? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause it’s so cinematic, that’s why! Doesn’t it look just like the kind of phone you’d see someone use in a horror movie from the 1980s? Right before they’re about to...uh...survive until the end! Yeah, that’s what we were going to say. Sure. You would totally make it ‘til the end in a horror movie, we bet. You have that whole “tortured innocence” thing going on. We love it! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo act now and try to resolve your undead dilemma in the most appropriate way possible before it’s too late! Order a Trendline 715021TP227F Standard Phone so it can get to you before your new zombie roommate does...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cortelco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712406618246,"sku":"3cebbf5854ff7332d831ad93f3572359-new","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/dz-wu3n-ug5z","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}