The DPQ3212 by Cisco comes to us directly from Tau Ceti Center, the very heart of the WorldWeb. Rumor has it that it was transported directly here by the sole survivor of the Time Tombs pilgrimage. We think that last part sounds a bit far fetched, though - who encounters the Shrike and lives to tell about it?
Hey - do you ever feel like big brother is watching you - wherever you go? We kind of think that's how our inventory feels. You know - if it *could* feel. Only new inventory here - anything else "disappears" in the night. Isn't that right Winston?
We did have one customer report that the use of this item resulted in the creation of a rune-covered circular portal capable of connecting our world to others. Unfortunately, the "portal" turned out to be nothing more than an oversized inner-tube in the guy's backyard swimming pool. Please feel free to reach out to us with any concerns *you* may have.
Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a Cisco DPQ3212)!
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