We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the AIR-ACC3354 by Cisco. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.
You'll be pleased to learn that this item has been Fashioned by the elves of Rivendell, has been imbued with moon beams, and sparkles with the light of a thousand stars. OK - maybe not, but that would be cool - right? It is definitely New, though!
While the technology employed by this item is decidedly advanced, we can confirm that it was not covertly designed by the Cylons as a backdoor into our global defense systems. If you have any other grave concerns about this item, please let us know.
We've just had some troubling news from the Night's Watch. We'll be atop The Wall if you need any further assistance with the Cisco AIR-ACC3354 (or anything else!).
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