{"product_id":"cisc-c2921waasseck9-nib","title":"Cisco C2921-WAAS-SEC-K9","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis may come as a surprise to absolutely no one, but cyborg sloths can be a real handful. We thought they’d be pretty chill, relaxed, and easy going.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCyborg sloths are anything but chill, relaxed, and easy going. In reality, cyborg sloths are an overly nervous, high maintenance bunch that never seem to be content or satisfied with anything they or anyone else seems to do. No matter what, they’re always on edge about something. Any little thing you say could set them off. And we mean any little thing. You could, say, ask one to pass you a box of saltines because they’re standing right next to the community snack cabinet in the break room and they would flip out on you for no reason, thinking that you are making some statement about them. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSheesh. It’s always a power struggle with cyborg sloths, man. So touchy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyway. If you or anyone you know has unintentionally offended a cyborg sloth, don’t stress out. It happens to the best of us. Besides, all it takes is a little peace offering to set things straight. Might we suggest the Cisco C2921-WAAS-SEC-K9 Integrated Services Router? It’s a neat little Generation 2 platform router with Gigabit Ethernet switching capabilities, enhanced PoE (Power over Ethernet) functionality, and enhanced video capabilities that are sure to delight any and all cyborg sloths.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo go ahead. Get it over with. Order a Cisco C2921-WAAS-SEC-K9 Integrated Services Router to placate this half mammal, half machine before the tension between you builds up too much. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(You do know they have laser claws, right?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cisco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712398000262,"sku":"29ad5c3d53d224156d56900bdf4c4e2c-new","price":3998.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0178\/5751\/files\/qAf64XPxp1.jpg?v=1773608016","url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/cisc-c2921waasseck9-nib","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}