We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the J88963 by Avocent. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.
We've run this thing through the transporter array a few times and can confirm that it is in fact New, and not infected with any foreign alien matter. That's what they tell us down in engineering, anyway. We really should check in with those guys to see if they've resolved their Tribble problem.
Although we don't possess the clairvoyance of the Kwisatz Haderach (the spacing guild cut off our melange supplies eons ago - probably for the best), we're still eager to assist with any questions you may have. If we don't know the answer, we'll check with our resident Mentat.
A man with a pointy hat is here to see us about a ring (it seems urgent) - but we'll be close by if you need any additional help with the Avocent J88963. Feel free to look around!