{"product_id":"a5-zu28-lw3u","title":"ITT 3691AS 369144-VOE-27F Centurion\u0026#44; Ash","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eLake monsters are a blast at parties. Before we met our first lake monster wingman, we thought we went hard. But no. We had no idea what we were in store for. Lake monsters have more energy than a frat house the size of a football stadium. Seriously. These guys...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut if you want to hang out with lake monsters and go to all their cool parties, you can't contact them on just any old phone. Especially the mobile kind. They don't text, either; their tentacles are too slippery.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's why you need the only phone that lake monsters to communicate with land creatures like us with: the Cortleco ITT 3691AS 369144-VOE-27F Centurion. (Catchy name, right?)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo us, the Cortleco ITT 3691AS 369144-VOE-27F Centurion is an average, ordinary wall mountable extended basic corded telephone. It has a dial-pad, a receiver, volume control, hold functions, hearing aid compatibility - everything you'd expect. But for one reason or another, lake monsters have adopted this particular model of telephone as their preferred communications device. Why? We think it's because it's one of the more simple, straightforward, WYSIWYG phones we have in stock now, not to mention the fact traditional phones are easier for lake monsters to manage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo if you feel left out of the loop of the crazy fun shindigs that lake monsters always seem to get invited to (somehow), then you need to order a Cortleco ITT 3691AS 369144-VOE-27F Centurion as soon as humanly possible. Hurry, before the weekend gets here!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cortelco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712486703238,"sku":"c211994282dcc9b2a83a1846f0e462af-new","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/a5-zu28-lw3u","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}