{"product_id":"8d-59ys-shm4","title":"D-Link DFE-530TX+ 10\/100 Fast Ethernet Desktop Adapter","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eOkay, listen up: we’ve been sent on a galactic quest to reclaim the pieces of one of the most important components of the universe itself: the Parallax Prism. We were told by an ancient sorceress who visited us in our dreams to locate and reassemble all of its shards which had been strewn across the space time continuum like so many needles in a cosmic haystack. Each one is disguised in the form of a newfangled network device so no one else besides us would recognize it. She told she would guide us with signs and omens which would dictate our path to find each one. We’ve finally got seven in our collection.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter waiting around for another message from the sorceress for what seemed like forever, she came to us in a repeat of a dream we had a few weeks ago, one where we were eating curly fries in a diner with her. Everything was in black in white. She didn’t say a word to us before, but this time she spoke up. She asked us if we had ever seen The Missing Evening before? When we said we hadn’t, she recommended that we should. Then we woke up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen we did some research about the film online, we found out that it was a very hard to find film from the 1950s, one that had never been released on DVD or VHS. It was about a young couple who tried to remember what happened on an evening when they went on a date to a diner. We had to look all over the internet to find a copy of it. Eventually, we found an old man named Earl in Portland, Oregon who owned a workprint of it. He had been an extra in the background of a particular scene in the diner so he bought a copy of it off of eBay a long time ago. When we visited Earl,  he set up his projector and we watched to together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Missing Evening is an odd film, one that feels as though half of it was cut out. Perhaps that was the intention. We kept asking Earl questions about what was going on the entire time. He fell asleep after a while so we stopped. But when the credits rolled, we looked over and made a shocking discovery: Earl had turned into a D-Link DFE-530TX+ 10\/100 Fast Ethernet Desktop Adapter - which means he was the seventh piece of the Parallax Prism all along! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe D-Link DFE-530TX+ 10\/100 Fast Ethernet Desktop Adapter is an Ethernet adapter for PCs, high-end workstations, and workgroup file servers. Its RTL8139A single-chip Fast Ethernet controller uses the bus master burst mode to directly transfer data between the card and the host computer's memory which eliminates network bottlenecks and also works with videographic or multimedia stations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you’d like to have one of these for your own network, order a D-Link DFE-530TX+ 10\/100 Fast Ethernet Desktop Adapter today! We have them in stock. (But you can’t have that specific one, since it’s the seventh segment of the prism and everything.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow, where could the eighth piece be?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"D-Link","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712476348550,"sku":"ba863c574bcb2948d72000c25e60df7a-new","price":9.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/8d-59ys-shm4","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}