{"product_id":"83-28x1-5m4x","title":"Cisco ME-3400-24TS-A ME 3400 Series Layer 3 Switch","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Cisco ME-3400-24TS-A ME 3400 Series Layer 3 Switch used to be the lead singer of an industrial goth band known as Unholy Coffee Cake. We didn’t want to believe it at first - an ethernet access switch has vocal chords? - but when we saw one of their videos from 1987 that someone posted on our newsfeed, there was no denying that that was the Cisco ME-3400-24TS-A ME 3400 Series Layer 3 Switch who was belting its heart out next to a clunky drum machine and a woman that wore a distracting amount of black eyeliner and a bass guitar around her waist. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOur minds. Were. Blown. We would never have guess that the Cisco ME-3400-24TS-A ME 3400 Series Layer 3 Switch would be the frontman of a darkwave group named after a sinister version of one of the tastiest pastries ever imagined. We’re so used to it being a network-based security device that protects our office network from unauthorized traffic. It’s so darn good at being a single ETTH\/ETTB access solution that reduces our total cost of ownership and operation, day in and day out. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSo whatever happened to Unholy Coffee Cake, anyway? Where are they now? We did some digging online, and we found out that after releasing a few albums, the band members went their separate ways. That lady with the eyeliner lives in Quebec now and got into improv comedy. And the drum machine? It became an environmental lawyer. Interesting, huh? Well, at least they had a showstopping performance at Woodstock ‘94 in which they poured a large cauldron of Pepto Bismal dyed black on the mosh pit while they sang a live remix of their hit single “Cheese Danish (Lament)”. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe haven’t told the Cisco ME-3400-24TS-A ME 3400 Series Layer 3 Switch that we know about this yet because we don’t to make things awkward. We’re just waiting for the right time to bring it up, so do us a favor and don’t tell it we told you. Thanks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cisco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712472678534,"sku":"b634b67d00795a6a5103a01b67814a14-new","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/83-28x1-5m4x","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}