{"product_id":"5m-c1gn-jdvt","title":"Cisco DPQ3925 8x4 DOCSIS 3.0 Residential Gateway Modem with EDVA Voice (NO WIFI)","description":"\u003csection class=\"nfn-product-overview\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo you say you’ve been invited to a wendigo’s bachelor party. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFirst of all, congratulations. Wendigo bachelor parties are some of the most legendary bachelor parties on earth. They’re kind of like Las Vegas - what happens there, stays there. Anything goes. All fits of depraved debauchery are not only allowed but strongly encouraged by the wendigos. Want to eat a whole stick of butter while jumping up and down on a trampoline while Maroon 5 plays in the background? Go for it. Feel like doing a round of kundalini yoga while participating in a rap battle? You can. Longing to swim around in a baby pool full of sriracha while watching Christian Bale’s blooper reels? Well, um...you can’t do that, actually. That’s just too weird. (Hey, the line has to be drawn somewhere.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyway, what you should know about wendigo bachelor parties is that you should always bring a Cisco 4033435 Cable Modem Gateway Backup Battery For DPC3939 DPQ3925 DPQ3212 or two if you know what’s good for you. These little guys are a wendigo’s best friend at parties. Why? Because they’re kind of like hacky sacks meet pogs for these mythological flesh-eaters. They play this game with them they like to call “kick the tiny pretend skull”. The wendigos stand around in a circle and, well, kick around the Cisco 4033435 Cable Modem Gateway Backup Battery For DPC3939 DPQ3925 DPQ3212, which they imagine to be a um, miniature human...skull…\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAhem. Either way, we think you should order one of these before you attend your wendigo bachelor party. You don’t want them to get bored and start playing “kick the larger, real skull” now would you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Cisco","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":43712495517830,"sku":"d3ecfce711affc5e1732d9138c5815cd-new","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.newfanglednetworks.com\/products\/5m-c1gn-jdvt","provider":"Newfangled Networks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}