We did have to cut a deal with the Morlocs to procure the 700276017 by AT&T. Don't worry - it only cost us a couple of warehouse workers.
Reports that this item belonged formerly to a Mr. Wiggin are patently false (It's New). It is theoretically possible, however, that he designed it off-world some time in the far distant future and beamed the schematics back through time (and space) via tachyon transmission. Unlikely - yes, but *possible*.
You'd like to know the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? No, I'm afraid we're just as lost as you on that one. But we do know an awful lot about this particular item - ask us anything.
Ah, well. That's about enough rambling out of us. Feel free to look around - we're here if you need us (or a AT&T 700276017)!
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